Scene: Cashier at grocery store smiling at Ethan while she rings up our dinner of champions (frozen pizza--at least it was Annie's Organic, right--salad and pickles).
Cashier: Is he your only? (smiling at Ethan's cute little antics)
Me: Yeah, so far.
Cashier: Well, you'd better hurry up and have another one so he has someone to play with, or you're going to regret it! (laughter)
Awesome. Happy Saturday to you, too. I'll just take my useless ovaries and tumble-weed gathering uterus home with me now, with my pizza and pickles. Where's the vodka aisle?